Sunday 12 July 2009

Four Little Red Pigs

Four little red pigs waddled up the hill
"Why did the farmer sharpen his sickle?"
The first little red pig asked his siblings

"To harvest his crop of paddy in his fields"
"Isn't it obvious?" said the second little pig

"But isn't his crop of paddy all still green?"
"So why did the farmer sharpen his sickle?"

To answer her third little red piggy brother
The fourth little red pig said the following:
"We've all grown very fat haven't you noticed?"
"To escape a stewy doom we must waddle over the hill"